According to The Isle of Thanet Gazette there is a good chance of no rubbish collection over the festive period.

One worker said that "I think this is the most rotten firm I have worked for in 40 years of being a dustman".

"What a supprise" given the boss is TDC...

This does, however, raise the question - what to do to keep yourself from drowning in junk this crimbo?

Ask Santa for a compresser maybe?

Any ideas?